Worst Wizard Jobs in the Harry Potter Universe

Graduating from Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is one of the biggest accomplishments in a young wizard’s life. But what happens after you complete your O.W.L.s, your N.E.W.Ts, and finish your seventh year? It’s time for you to go out into the work force and become a contributing member of magic society.  But what happens to witches and wizards who don’t land their ideal jobs as an auror or seeker for the Chudley Cannons? Most likely, they’ll end up working one of these terrible wizarding jobs.

Caretaker of Hogwarts

worst wizard jobs
worst wizard jobs

As the caretaker of Hogwarts, Argus Filch has to basically clean up after every magical spill, shatter, splooge and splatter in the castle. His biggest enemies? The Weasley Twins, who are always pulling incredibly messy pranks.

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