John’s stomach was turning as he made his way to his very first blind date. He couldn’t help but feel excited for what was to come. However, as soon as he stepped out of his truck a bird decided to change the color of his pants. He had no idea how to proceed from there.
His crisp white chinos were now covered in bird poop with no alternatives available to him. The only thing that he could do was sit in his truck and pray for some sort of miracle.