Battletoads
We could really use a few more old school beat ‘em up games, and if there’s one franchise to to it, 1991’s Battletoads is it. Loosely based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, three Battletoads named Rash, Zitz, and Pimple are captured during an escort mission and must battle their way to freedom. Unlike TMNT, however, this unfortunately named trio doesn’t seem to have quite the affinity for cheap Italian cuisine. It’s a shame, though, because pizza does make everything better.