Scarlett Johansson (The Major)
Remember when we said Tilda Swinton was at least a versatile actress who was horribly miscast? Yeah, well, Scarlett Johansson is not. So, as bad as it was that Rupert Sanders decided to cast her as the lead in his adaptation of the Japanese manga Ghost in the Shell, it was a thousand times worse having to deal with her predictably wooden delivery.