#27 She Was Way Out Of Line
When I was a cashier for my dad’s business, a lady was trying to cut in front of a line of about 8 people. I asked if she was in line, and she said: “No, I’m just moving my items around.” I told her “Whenever you’re ready just move over there” and pointed at the end of the line. She finagled in her cart for another two minutes and then came up to me and said: “I’m ready.” I said, “I’m sorry miss, but these people are in line.” She then goes off about how she’s been waiting for 20 minutes and demands to see my manager.
I look over and just said, “Hey dad, this woman wants to speak to you.”
My dad just said “You’re right, but don’t worry about it. If you get to the back of the line you’ll be out of here within a couple minutes.” As she starts walking to the back of the line he quips “Just like they taught you in kindergarten.”
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