Jupiter Ascending
Did you see the Wachowskis’ big-budget sci-fi fever dream Jupiter Ascending? Of course not, and you should keep it that way — it’s astonishingly awful. Its emotional center is a budding romance between Mila Kunis’ human character and Channing Tatum’s half-human-half-dog character. The two actors — what’s the most polite way to put this? — have absolutely zero chemistry together.