#51 All You Can Eat, All Winter
Back when I was homeless, I found this newly opened place that was a 24-hour all you can eat buffet.
Yeah, I guess they didn’t think that through.
Went there, paid the $9.95 and just spent the entire winter in a warm restaurant, on a soft sofa bench, eating and drinking very slowly and occasionally going to the bathroom for a poop or sponge bath.
Totally beats sleeping outside in the snow.
Credit: AlbertCohol