Anaconda

How can a film in which a giant snake chokes the hell out of Jon Voight be bad? A film in which Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube are having an absolute blast? A film that features delightfully corny CG contrasted with impressively sweaty jungle scenery? Sorry, Razzies, my Anaconda don’t want a 1997 Worst Picture nomination unless it’s… got buns, hon? Okay, that got away from me.