Birdperson
Wise, unassuming, and generally a great friend to have around in a time of need, what kind of idiot wouldn’t want Birdperson by their side? Besides Tammy, of course, but let’s just all try and forget about that crazy, backstabbing bitch. This is about Birdperson. And Birdperson was in a band called “The Flesh Curtains,” for God’s sake.