That time Nightcrawler became the new Pope
If the idea of a group of evil fighting mutants with powers that range from telekinesis to laser eyes to blue-hued ape-like whateverthef— Beast actually had goes over your head, then X-Men: Holy War would be like the comic equivalent of having a Pokémon-induced seizure. Crucified teenagers. A plot to have a demon take over the Vatican. Exploding communion wafers. Actually, you know what? Holy War should definitely be adapted for the screen.