Sam Lloyd (Then)
Theodore “Ted” Buckland worked as Sacred Heart’s lawyer and was the target of frequent taunts by Kelso and other staff members. Suffering low self-esteem issues, Ted would often try to commit suicide by leaping off the hospital’s roof but never went through with the attempts. He is the founder of the a capella group known as “The Worthless Peons.” Lloyd had previously appeared as Lance Armstrong on “City” and played minor roles in “Flubber,” “Galaxy Quest” and “Spin City.”