Ewoks are sinister little creatures
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Ewoks are pretty divisive in the Star Wars fandom. They are cute and cuddly and look to be mostly a way to sell more toys. Regardless how did these diminutive, primitive teddy bears held bring down an army of imperials? Rocks and trees shouldn’t be much of a match against blasters but apparently they are. But no matter your thoughts on this part of the story, there is still the fact that Ewoks are sinister little creatures. When we first meet them they mostly trying to capture our heroes, hogtie them and them move to barbecue them. Wait, what? Think about it, the Ewoks are about to cook and eat Luke, Han, and Chewbacca! Luke uses C-3PO to avoid this nasty end but then after the battle of Endor there is a huge party with songs and dancing and a feast(?)! We see the Ewoks playing drums on some imperial helmets, what happened to the men wearing those helmets? We thing it’s safe to say they were the main course for the celebratory feast. This will certainly shed a new light on how we all look at these little walking teddy bears.