“Dance Moms”
“When I was in college, every time we got drunk, this girl I was friends with wanted us to watch dance moms. I’m guessing she watched it because it was a train wreck like most reality shows and she thought it was funny. To me, it was about as appealing as watching a montage of dogs getting beaten. Like yeah it was a train wreck but the bad kind. The really bad kind. The kind you wish you didn’t walk away from. It’s about a coke addicted dance instructor (who I’m not entirely convinced knows how to dance) pitting small girls against each other while their alcoholic moms watch from behind a two way mirror.” – Reddit / Douche_Kayak