Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
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Let’s forget the fact that At World’s End was nearly three hours of swashbuckling bullshit. You know what killed the Pirates franchise? Davy Jones participating in parlay by standing in a bucket of water on the beach. So f— the entire plot of Dead Man’s Chest, wherein he can only come to shore once every ten years. If only he had thought to bring a goddam bucket of water sooner, he could have been spending the last however many decades f—ing Calypso in a hot tub and not turning into a giant squid man.