“Macarena” by Los Del Rio
Sure the Macarena is fun when you’re like eight years old at a birthday party doing the dance but other than that it does not hold up. It’s one of those songs that is catchy, gets stuck in your head, but because some of it is in Spanish you’re not even sure if you’re singing the world properly. Also it’s about a woman that cheats on her boyfriend while he’s in the army – how and why did we even create a dance to a song like that?!