Absolutely Not

“not me but a woman put a bottle of breast milk on the counter and asked my coworker if he could use that in her latte. absolutely not ma’am
also once a guy came in & asked for a large cup of just espresso. it was about 10 shots. he went to the bathroom for like 20 minutes while this abomination sat dying on the counter & then came back & chugged it like no problem. never saw him again so i assumed he died bc of that”
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