Slim Jim, Before
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“Macho Man” Randy Savage has been dead since 2011, yet can you even read the name of this product without hearing his voice hollering at you to “SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM”? Almost no amount of rebranding could reverse this association in ‘90s kids’ lizard brains of nasty gas-station meat with hyper-aggressive commands to eat it, just eat it, you f–king jackal.