Dunkaroos, Before
Dunkaroos may be the Platonic ideal of ‘90s junk desserts. They’re basically just Teddy Grahams that come with a tiny tub of nasty frosting, but the packaging was perfectly designed to sell to stupid little third-graders. All they did was trade those boring teddy bears for something that resembles Poochie the Dog but as a kangaroo, and suddenly every boomer mom had to listen to their bratty millennial kids shriek all through the supermarket for this garbage.