6. Disappearing Microwave Emergency
“Guy lived in a rooming house that had a public area where all the residents could hang out. It had a microwave in it provided by the landlord. Guy called 911 around midnight one night because the microwave wasn’t there. […]
Dispatcher: “So… you called 911 because a microwave you don’t even own is missing? Did you ask your landlord if he took it?”
Guy: “Uh, no.”
Dispatcher: “Well, that’s not an emergency, sir.”
Guy: “But I’m really hungry.” – Reddit user Shaydu
This guy has his priorities straight. It was an emergency because he was hungry, and the 911 dispatcher was so cruel not to offer any assistance! The nerve on that guy!