20. The Killer Alligator Ready to Strike

“Female: There are alligators in the river.
Me: Yes ma’am, this is Florida.
Female: But my kids play and swim in that river.
Me: Why do you let your kids play and swim in alligator infested waters?” – Reddit user BizzyM
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children if they let their kids play in the exact river where you’ve seen alligators swim around…