2. Christmas Emergency Solved
“6:30 am Christmas morning. 9-1-1 goes off. ‘9-1-1. what’s your emergency?’
Breathless, panicky voice ‘How do I get the cranberry sauce out of the can without it coming out in chunks?’
‘Open the other end and slide it out on a plate.’
‘OH! THANK YOU! You are brilliant!’” – Reddit user malloryparker
And this is why people need to Google stuff more often instead of calling 911 for these issues.