15. Why Am I in a Tree?

“Best call I heard was one about an extremely elderly gentleman stuck up in a tree.
He had climbed up to the top of this big maple tree and then forgotten why he was up there. He refused to try to come down, and I guess when the first responders got there quite a few of the neighbors were standing around with blankets in case he fell. The fire department eventually got him down, although I guess he was kicking and complaining the whole way.” – Reddit user benevolent_penguin
Again, you don’t hear these stories every day. That man was really skilled at climbing the tree, considering his age. You have to agree it’s more than impressive!