13. Poor BEEFALO!
“I’m a former jail officer for a small county jail. Dispatch was in the same building so I used to sit and talk with the dispatchers and hear calls that came in.
The best one I heard was a guy who started out the call with “I HIT A ______ BEEFALO!” (cow/buffalo hybrid) Dispatcher and he share a laugh and she asked if the car was disabled and blocking the road.
He said “NO. I RAN OFF THE ROAD AND ENDED UP PAST THE FENCE WHERE THE ______ BEEFALO OUTTA BE!” – Reddit user earnedmystripes
This story is so hilarious we couldn’t keep a straight face, even though we’re so sorry about the poor… cow? buffalo? We really hope that animal (whatever it really was) was all right…