Unforgettable Acts of Stupidity From Real People

Me and My Moo

My friends were always convinced that my girlfriend was too dumb for me, but I always defended her saying you just had to get to know her.

One day, we’re attempting to do that over at my best friend’s place, and we’re all having milk and cookies. She remarks about how fresh the milk is.

I say, “Yeah, it’s local so it’s practically straight from the cow.” She gets quiet then says, “Cows? I always thought milk came from pigs!”

So, I say, “But there’s a cow on the carton?” She goes, “I thought that was the mascot!” My friend just turned his head slowly and looked me right in the eye.

I looked away.

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