Cracked Up
A 19-year-old dude asked me: “How do you cook a fried egg?” I gave him instructions and left him to it. Came back a while later to ask how it went.
“Fine in the end, but it took a few attempts because the yolk kept breaking.” I stared at him blankly. “What do you mean kept breaking?” “Well I kept throwing them away because I thought breaking the yolk made it poisonous.”
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