Just a Pretty Face
A friend of mine in his late 20’s is a sweet guy but is overweight and balding and quite frankly, not very attractive in the face.
Well, one day he lets us know that he has met a girl and she might be the one. Well, I’ve met some of the jewels he’s hooked up with in the past so I wasn’t expecting too much.
I finally meet this girl, and she is drop dead gorgeous and has a body that is incredible.
I talk to her for a while and she is super friendly and outgoing. I’m stoked for my boy! He found the best he’s ever going to find.
The night progresses, and the new couple starts talking about their plans for an upcoming trip to New Mexico, and she starts telling us how excited she is because she has “never gone to another country before.” I laughed a bit and realized she was dead serious.
My friend just looked at me and shook his head. That’s when I knew that he knew she was dumb as a rock, but she was his dumb rock.