Always Do The Right Thing
This old co-worker of mine is, well, we’ll just say he’s a bit thick headed. His son is a police officer. My co-worker goes out to the bar one night and gets pretty loaded.
He then thinks it would be a good idea to drive home. On his way home, he decides maybe that wasn’t such a good idea, and a light bulb goes off in his head.
His son could take him home! What does he do? He drives to the police station, drunk as a skunk, willingly walks in the front door, and asks to see his son.
The desk officer could tell he was loaded and arrested him on the spot. He ended up getting a DUI.
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