Special Unit of Measurement
My friend’s brother is definitely the stupidest person I’ve ever met. I was always nice to him, but wow, he was not a smart guy. One time, my friend had bought a new 42″ LCD TV.
His brother comes in the room and starts making small talk. He said, “I just bought a new TV, too. It’s bigger than that though.” I reply, “Oh, you bought one, too?
How big is it?” He looks at the TV, measures it up, and says, I swear on my life, “Ah, I dunno, it’s like…5…dicks bigger.”
Needless to say, I totally lost my mind with laughter, and he winds up leaving the room because I can’t stop.
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