Unforgettable Acts of Stupidity From Real People

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One time, my now ex-girlfriend and I were watching Maury Povich and it was one of those paternity test episodes with the classic “you are NOT the father!” moments.

As the episode ends, she turns to me and says the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard: “If we ever have a baby and I found out I’m not the mother, I’ll kill you.” Thankfully, we didn’t end up reproducing.

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