Unforgettable Acts of Stupidity From Real People

Show Me Your Teeth

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I was out for a company lunch at a sports bar, and one of my co-workers discreetly told me that she had pulled pork stuck in her teeth.

I always keep a thing of floss in my purse, so I offered to let her have it. She gratefully accepted and then asked, “How do I use it?” She had never flossed in her life!

She hadn’t even had her teeth flossed at the dentist!

So I took this 40-year-old woman to the ladies’ room and taught her how to floss. The icing on the cake is that she’s English, so I teased her about perpetuating stereotypes.

If you’re reading this, Viv, I love you!

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