The Rustiest CPU Ever
People find all sorts of cool stuff that previous owners left behind when they move into a new house. This person found a CPU and brought it in to tech support because they had high hopes it could get fixed and might still work. But judging from all the rust on the casing, the interior is probably just as awful. Heck! Even if it did work, you’d probably need to get a tetanus shot before touching that rust bucket.