Addicted To The Spotlight
During my sister’s wedding reception, one of our family members asked if she could pause the music to serenade everyone with a song she’d written for them. My sister, although somewhat irritated, said yes because seriously, she had penned this song for them.
So we all stopped dancing and watched in horror as she crooned this lengthy, nonsensical melody. Then it got even better. Weeks later, my sister stumbled on a hilarious Facebook revelation. Turns out our cousin has performed the same song, verbatim, at numerous other wedding ceremonies.
Talk about audacity. In the end, we all enjoyed a laugh about the whole incident.