Atchoo!
I think this story was true, but maybe its not. Memory is weird. When I was 10 I was at a circus with my family, we were really close to the show just at the edge of the ring. At one point during the elephant show the elephant sneezed on me, it got all over my shoulder and neck.
I started freaking out while my family just laughed at me. I ran to the portapotty crying all macho and totally not crying to clean up and walked in on a woman breast feeding in there. She screamed and I was crying not at all crying.
Once she realized I was a small child macho manly man, she tucked her self back in and help me clean up, I was crying totally not crying the whole time and she was wiping up elephant snot with one hand and cradling a baby with another.
She is probably still wondering to this day what I was covered in because I didn’t say a word to her the whole time, when she was done I ran away and made my parents take me home.