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Sneaky Poop

I remember standing in the kitchen with my 2 sisters and mom. For some reason then, I pooped my pants but instead of getting smashed all in my pants, a perfectly unharmed turd just falls our of my left pant leg. It seems to go unnoticed so I grab some paper towels to pick it up and throw away.

Again everything I’m doing is going unnoticed. Once I finish with everything, nothing is said so I don’t mention it either snd the day moves along as normal.

This is a very vivid memory and I recently asked if my siblings remember it. They laughed alot and told me they did not recall but maybe I was just that sly and they just didn’t notice. I guess I’ll never know if I really did poop in the kitchen.

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