Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!”
Yes, but this is a door stop; it is literally meant to be placed in the corner to stop a door.
“I don’t think you understand the finality of my first statement. We can’t be pissing off the ghost of Patrick Swayze; he’ll find that pottery lady and haunt us all.”
…I’m going to break now.