Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“I’m just saying, Gina, there’s no way that woman has ever drank wine from any undergarment. Look at her stomach; the only thing in there right now is a tic-tac and last night’s date.”
Jesus, Tanya, not every person who puts wine in their mouth is also shoving a dozen donuts in there at the same time.
“DON’T FAT SHAME ME, GINA, YOUR MOM ROBBED A 7-Eleven.”