Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“Is being sassy A GAME to you, Maurice?? This is real life, kid,”
No, I’m sassy all the time! I told the waiter at The Sizzler last night that if she was gonna go all the way to the Arctic Circle to get the ice for my drink she could have at least brought me back an Eskimo to keep me entertained.”
“The Eskimo are a protected people, man. Don’t let your sass interfere with your class.”