Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“What are we going to get my parents for their anniversary?”
Something that hasn’t been displayed between half of the Encyclopedia Brittanica and Furby that knows most of the words?
“Shut up, we’re already here. Look for something that says ‘We like to travel and do exotic things because we’re so cosmopolitan’”.
Can it be SUPER flamboyant?
“I mean, as long as it’s not two half-naked bleached white people dancing the tango, I guess.”