Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
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“Things this cow might have been doing before his image was captured and turned into a stuffed animal, go.”
Getting high on his own supply.
“Experimenting” with that bull across the way.
Getting a nipplectomy.
Huffing glue.
Finding out how delicious his people are and coming to terms with the fact that he will never crave anything more than his own flesh.