Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“Yo, Chuck, check it out. They gave you some red hair and turned you into a statue.”
Ha ha, very funny. But you know I’m not Irish, come on.
“Are you under 5’5” tall?”
Yeah.
“So you have a squeak in your voice?”
Yeah.
“Do you or do you not own a pair of green tights?”
You know those were for when I was a Ninja Turtle for Halloween.
*grabs friend* “Where’s the pot of gold, Chucky?”