Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
*internal monologue*
“Man, Tracy is going to be so pissed at me when she realizes I waited until the night of to buy her an anniversary present. Why is Out of the Closet the only thing open, ughhh. Wait, what are THOSE??”
Excuse me, sir, are these underwear built for two?
“They are.”
Best anniversary present EVER.