Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“Excuse me, young man, do you know anything about copyright infringement?”
No, ma’am, why?
“Well I am convinced that whatever person brought you this statue stole my likeness and used it to make this statue. And while I AM a firm believer one should always hem a child’s pants while they’re in them, I would never use a stitch that wide and sloppy so I would like to sue.”