Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“Hi, can you tell me what size this bacon tuxedo is?”
That’s a puzzle, sir.
“I know, my torso IS just a little longer than most but I do usually fit in a 4 long just fine.”
No, sir, that’s a puzzle you’re holding in your hands.
“Were you looking at me in the dressing room because it is illegal to have cameras in areas where the customers don’t know about it.”
*pause* The tuxedo is a 38 short, sir.
“Damn.”