Whites: Cupcake Prosecco

Price: $10.29 (Total Wine)
Quality: 4/5
Taste: 4/5
Smoothness: 4/5
Cool Factor: 3/5
…Like the one you’d get from your typical Prosecco. If you have no idea what a Prosecco actually is, it’s essentially Italian Champagne. See, there’s this whole thing about not being able to call a Champagne Champagne unless it’s actually from Champagne, but… never mind, just enjoy the Prosecco (and the headache that comes with it).