Reds: Noble Vines 181 Merlot
Price: $8.99 (BevMo)
Quality: 5/5
Taste: 4/5
Smoothness: 4/5
Cool Factor: 2/5
Ah, good ol’ Merlot. The wine for the “casual” drinker. Basically, the wine that says, “I’m too old for sweet pinkish blends, but I still have no f—ing clue what I’m doing, either.”