20. Puppet bridesmaid
When my friend was a bridesmaid, she received an astonishingly detailed itinerary of how to behave on the wedding day, with notes like “9:52 am: Compliment the bride on how she looks on this, the most important day of her life”.
On the actual wedding day, the bride repeatedly got angry with my friend for not adhering to the itinerary. This was after several months of the bride expecting my friend to be available at a moment’s notice to take care of any wedding chores.
They haven’t spoken since the wedding day.