24. Drama queen
My sister was two hours late to her “surprise” bridal shower that she helped plan. She knew everything and was still two hours late. She then proceeded to throw a fit because another bridesmaid had to leave “early”.
The day before the wedding the best man’s wife said that she didn’t want her husband at a strip club and my sister went full bridezilla. She said, “It’s my wedding, not yours. If you are too insecure in your marriage then you should divorce” and “I never invited you to my wedding anyways, just your husband so you don’t have a say in this”. The best man quit the day before the wedding.
That night I made a joke about how she procrastinated so much she probably procrastinated writing her vows. Apparently, I hit the nail on the head and she basically told me to leave the rehearsal dinner if I was “just going to start things between me and [husband]”.
The best part is she got me drunk because she didn’t want me to catch the bouquet. I was a minor and I still caught it.