32. You stole my veil
My cousin moved to New Zealand from England and got married a few years later, I had waist-length hair and got 6 inches of my hair cut off before the wedding so it was in good condition (it was going in an updo anyway so this didn’t matter).
I flew halfway around the world for this wedding and my cousin was mad because my boobs were bigger than hers. When we got our hair done as a trial run she asked the hairdresser if she’d cut 6 inches off my hair so it matched her other bridesmaid, I obviously interrupted and said no.
She got angry at her aunt for not wearing a designer dress. She lost her veil and blamed every family member who flew over for stealing it.