33. Focus on me
The bride had a floral dress so everyone else was not allowed to wear floral. One of the bridesmaids was very masculine and cried for days when the bride told her she had to wear hair extensions and a dress, she told all big-chested girls they had to wear neck-high dresses and show no cleavage, which is a little hard.
She made her maid of honor get her dreadlocks cut off. She asked me to give a speech and then wrote it for me. The minute you concentrated on any other commitment than her wedding you apparently didn’t pay attention.
That day is the only day I’ve ever been happy I had contracted gastro earlier in the week.