4. Without Glasses
My ex-best friend tried to make me and another bridesmaid walk down her outdoor, uneven, tulle-covered aisle WITHOUT GLASSES. She told us the morning of the event, so we didn’t have any time to get contacts or anything.
She threw a near-hysterics fit because she was convinced we would “ruin the aesthetic of her wedding”. I told her she would have a single groomsman walking that aisle if she made me walk without them.
She started bawling but her mom was able to get her calmed down enough for her to agree to let us wear our glasses so we could actually make it down the aisle in one piece. (Her mom essentially said that she is more skinny and beautiful than either of us and no one would be glancing at her bridesmaids anyway because we aren’t important)